I'm not talking about them putting up with their daughter. She's not even one yr old (just wait for middle school,) and she's like the perfect child anyway.
I mean they are patient with me. So far these are my accomplishments.
I taught Lexie to knock over cups full of water and laugh.
I have given her following objects to play with: A whole keychain of keys. Not only do they make noise, they are dangerous and dirty, and babies put everything in their mouth. The remote to my fart machine. A huge shopping bag - can you say choking hazard? 2 small baby snakes and a spider.
I can't wait till she is a little older and I can teach her words that sound like bad words. Just kidding.
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